when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
