I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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