Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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