I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just want to make out with him forever
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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