Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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