can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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