Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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