I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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