That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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