just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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