I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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