Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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