Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??