i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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