Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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