no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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