No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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