I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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