All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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