There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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