We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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