Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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