I bet he comes in French.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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