The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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