So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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