I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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