what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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