i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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