All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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