Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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