I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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Boobs speak an international language.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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