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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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