better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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