I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
FUCK WHALES
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