Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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