I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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