Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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