Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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