Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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