Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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