I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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