This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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