we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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