yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
they're like a gay fantastic four
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were destined to go to rehab together
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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