Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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