AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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