some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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