It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Houston, we have a squirter
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
