Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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