I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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