Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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