I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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