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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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