she sounds like chewbacca in bed
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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