I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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