I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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