its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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