I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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